hi

troylerphanisbae:

21-fandoms:

homuratrash:

carry-on-my-otp:

THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

omg I love these

(via plasticroyal)

stability:

mitchellzswag:

stability:

when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

image

Is this gay porn

no…? its when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth

(via confirmance)

animal-factbook:

This dog is one of the world’s most well-known supermodels. This lucky canine travels across the globe, wearing the latest fashions and getting its picture taken along the way. Photos end up in Vogue, Elle, and several other high profile magazines and publications.

(via confirmance)